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Progress Quest is an antic and fantastical computer
role-playing game, well worth the time you'll spend playing it. And it
won't cost you a farthing! By all means, download
the client or play it right in your browser.
NEWS Command Line Version
Marcin Kurczewski has created a command line interface version of PQ. If that isn't progress, I don't know what is.
[April 30, 2020]
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"F*** those f***in' alien bitchasses!"
I used to run that stupid SETI program in the background hoping to find aliens or someshit and then I found Progress Quest. Why should I allow hysterically theoretical science to unnecessarily consume my ample memory and bandwidth when I've got a Battle-Finch Shiv Knight rocking his feathered body all over the killing fields and yanking monstrous appendages off for profit? Is the compilation of meaningless data what I truly crave? Hell no! It's the *generation* of meaningless data that I find so viscerally satisfying! Sayonara, space nerds!
-Pahl, via email
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